Isotonic Youth / Dark Crisps has been made possible by Box Records.

Engineered by Phil Begg
Mixed by Shy-Talk


Sing along at home:

Isotonic Youth
Chemicals, pal (I’m running low). Blue and silver (I’m running low). Methylxanthines (I’m running low). Sweet elixir (I’m running low). Where did I put my can? I can’t go without anymore. Give me this day my daily dread. I can’t go without anymore. Stuck in the labyrinth of terrestrial life – I need that sweet, sweet taurine to make it all alright. I need a monster, I need a rockstar, I need a boost, I need a kick. Where did I put my can? I can’t go without anymore.

Dark Crisps
I heard there was a secret crisp that David ate and it pleased the Lord. Here’s a little number that we like to call ‘Dark Crisps’. You bowl a perfect game when you eat dark crisps. You’ll be laughing all the way to the bank when you eat dark crisps. You feel like the chairman of the board when you eat dark crisps. Dark crisps, darkest of crisps. They’re flavoursome – my kinda crisps! You host the Olympic games when you eat dark crisps. You break a bottle over the bow when you eat dark crisps. You oversee a nuclear test when you eat dark crisps. Dark crisps, where are they at? If you want me I’ll be in the bar. And it’s me you need to show, how dark are your crisps? MSG, what can you do for me?